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| I was born in an ordinary family, the parents healthy, grandparents, several aunts and uncles.
said, I was born, the northern sky, clouds appear a gradually from far to near, after migrating to the roof of my house, turned into one word: handsome father saw me, the hoarse cry of a half, he did not believe that I killed his children inherited chromosome, carrying a kitchen knife several times my mother rushed to the bed, waved and said I should Zhancheng mess, nursing mothers lifeless, I was able to survive. Ten years of glaucoma grandfather, and one meter away is hard to tell who is a dog,tods, but when I appeared in his eyes when the elderly old man in tears, from stupid eyes, if he did not see the light, that is not to see people, to avoid endless trouble. Later, the mother in order to prove his innocence, and took his father to go to hospital for a paternity test, the doctor opened the quilt just one look and started to cry, wiping the nose that go back, this is not your son, who is not , human beings are born not handsome child ...... an internship through the little nurse, I saw the infant, immediately found a box of red ink pad, and put my fingerprint down, and to offer a good hair suddenly spread out, telling me muttered : hair King and stay, if not married to you this life, long hair unabated, clear light Buddha,tods sale, apartment in ...... Intimates mother rushed outside to walk, trot, accidentally ran into a maternity waiting to have children next door to the old lady, old lady pulled the mother, kindly said: Boy, what urgent ah, so what things too hard, ah? Do the children ah ...... Britain mother was upset she Chande, snatched away the quilts, the old lady saw me and immediately was like crazy to keep up with tears rushing, a butt squatting down to the ground, shaking his head scream: I Early 50 years ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Mother flash ...... I grow up to fifteen years old, not daring to go to school, is not never went to kindergarten when not dare to go on for a long time, and the whole park president of all the children plus teachers crazy, my face was The little girl's parents became swollen watermelon and aunts Kuangou children, not for anything else, because they and I was born in a years period, police out in force to quell the oppressive be considered. year my house was fishing, and never empty-handed. The most interesting is that our family there are one hundred kilometers from the sea, they often ditch in front of a small Xiu Shui caught tuna, and sea turtles found in the haystack behind the egg. Later, after investigation, the original front of my house all year round because there have been many women crying and tears ingredients rich in amino acids and proteins, is ideal for tuna and sea turtles lay their eggs survive to lay eggs, long years, the tears of those women together into a small beach. When I was fifteen to the beach flourishing; to my eighteenth birthday, this beach is very rapid development, they were known as: Hawaii. one time I really Mende Huang, ran out of the house secretly at night, I was ready to see if the female animals and ran wild, who knows I go out,tods shoes, in addition to a scream, do not chase past. I carefully looked back and found out that they all collapsed on the beach ...... U.S. Defense Department official to the Hague International Tribunal for the prosecution of me that I am breaking the first family and a happy family. Sophistication to see the original Lady when I was six, after being photographed in the photo, even with Bush for a divorce, creating a national history of the United States president in the first case of divorce. After accepting the Hague Tribunal, issued a subpoena for me. I received a summons that they would appear in court, because this life is unbearable. However, there is no return to the court summons, because in my signature, so the postman on the way ...... then the postman was sentenced to 122 years in prison. Central Television talk shows focus groups to interview me, anti-camera fainted three times that of glass, is responsible for life and life to record that little girl had written in Chinese Italian plus Spanish. Broadcast time, as television stations carried the mosaic of my facial treatment, the next day to be smashed, signs posted everywhere, even affixed to the portrait of Chairman Mao on Tiananmen Square, the United States cnn channel, which is the first secondary phenomenon of the Cultural Revolution, George W. Bush took the opportunity to visit, delivered a speech in Tiananmen Square, the topic: one of my poster! Lecture T2 agents in the United States under the protection of more than 5,000 people, but the trade-off, Air Force One attack, smashed two smashes ...... earmarked for the United Nations, I built a hiding place, the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas, the message is extremely blockade, in the world except my family and the Secretary-General Kofi Annan, who do not know where I am. I enjoyed the quiet, real quiet, very close to the blue sky from me, God is simply at your fingertips. I am quiet, but also the extreme boredom, I stood peak cry: I am not handsome! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Suddenly, the sky came a quiet requiem Mi's voice: No, you lied ...... God, you can not lie to me ...... I'm angry, very angry! ! ! Asked God: Why did you make me handsome! ! ! ,tods shoe! ! requiem that the voice of God came again: What did you say? my body limp, sobbing loudly: Why am I handsome ...... silence of God ...... After a while, God only spoke up: you humble ...... that moment, I want to jump from the top ...... suddenly rushed down the mountain with a team of people to the mountains, and later learned that Annan was kidnapped,tod's shoes, the mother of criminals, led by the grandmother was in China during the Qing Dynasty Ci Xi in the side when the maids of honor, sir, is the Board of Punishments Book of History, heirlooms, that is, ten Qing Big torture. Annan, it is a heroic guy really has been used in the ninth sentence, only to express my hiding place ...... me mad! ! ! I stood on a stone cliff face, hysterical: You dare to come! ,tods mens shoes! ! I'll jump! ! The crowd stood still, the stunning silence ...... crowd began to stir, as many people possessed general, jumped from the cliff edge, more and more! Finally, only a few faint remained in the mountains, and the rest, all jumped off a cliff. I looked down, they used a piece of body give me paved pad, afraid that I stumble down ...... I am alone ...... I was sent women protection in the past the Pentagon, a woman proud to see my side. Everest since the last incident, the scientists found that the original is so strong human potential, because that Everest incident, ten percent of a terminal illness, ten percent of people with disabilities, as well as ten percent mentally ...... many cancer patients (female) in order to see my side, have struggled for over ten years, cancer has become the star, some people with disabilities (female) since seeing me, they got rid of accompanied by several decades of crutches and wheelchairs, a few hundred meters further Crack the several world records. desperation, World War III broke out. Men in order to maintain their dignity, the use of the atomic bomb ...... After the blast, I was the only one alive, because I was protected in the anti-nuclear area. I came out of the earth barren, everywhere is war, after the desolation and ruin ...... Suddenly, I found the ground there are creatures! It was a cockroach! ! ! Strong vitality of cockroaches, beyond everyone's expectations. I won only cockroaches,buy tods, old man in tears, it would only cockroaches shake. I looked around, the original in my feet, is a cockroach! Mother of all! ! ! While the coastline, all eyeing the public cockroaches! ! ! ! ! Who would the Earth's World War IV, even among the ...... in cockroaches Postscript: After I die I do, the future generations of human birth, they found my bones to restore my appearance, and was buried in the Arctic. In my tombstone over the year-round piece of floating clouds, changes to changes to only one word: handsome ......More articles related to topics: tods shoe-Shanghai part of the white-collar workers want to emigrate because of tods sale-Over-the-Knee Boots tods-Tips for Keeping Shoes Organized Products Links:mbt shoes mbt shoes on sale mbt shoes online store mbt shoes shop chung shi shoes ryn shoes z coil shoes earth shoes foot solutions.Welcome to buy other cheap tods shoes from tods bags. |
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